Hello, Sweetie.



Pride is a nasty little thing, isn’t it?

posted 9 hours ago with 1 note


221cbakerstreet:

havocados:

thisbelleisvegan:

sra-foreveralone:

The best post I have ever seen.

I think I just peed my pants out of happiness.

This is what pranks need to look like

CAN NICE PRANKS BE A THING





jewishsanta:

when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper


leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now